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Loose Shoes #3

by PukeBucket

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1.
Lonely Nites 03:04
Lonely Nites (Music: Barragan * Words: Thompson) It's a quarter after dark Not sure where I'm even parked Got $50 bucks in my hand Tonight I'll be drinking like a man Roll one up and have a snort This toot'll have me up all goddamn night! All right! Drinking – drinking – drinking It's two hours after dark Not sure why I'm even here Got a gut full of gin Tonight I'll be fightin' like a man Roll one up and have a snort This toot'll have me up all goddamn night! All right! Drinking – drinking – drinking [solo] + still drinkin' x6 – I'm drinkin' – Still drinkin' {mumble} “So ya gonna pass some of that blow? Or do I have to kick your ass to get ya to give it to me?” It's last call & I'm still here Not sure where this night will lead Hopped up on this trucker speed I'll give this mama what she needs Roll one up and have a snort This toot'll have me up all goddamn night! All right! Drinking – drinking – drinking
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BIG TITTY BROADS (Music: Barragan * Words: Barragan / Thompson) LUSHTON: Saturday night, alone at the crib, stuck on couch, ain't really doing shit, sober as fuck, there's nothing in the fridge, Yo I gotta go out, and I wanna see some big tits bitch, I know a spot where the buffet is hot, where the women are ugly, and you're bound to get shot, a little late on the rent, so their taking your cash at the sporting event, where their shaking that ass. DRUNKARD: RED LIGHTS FLASHING, DANCE BEATS BLASTING, WOMEN CONSUMING THE MOON, DANCE FLOOR MADIENS, DRUNKEN SADISTS MILKING HER EYES DRY PELVICS THRUSTING MINDS ARE MELTING GOOD TIMES ARE SURE TO ENSURE FISTPUMPS PUMPING GIRLS WANT MY STUFFING TIME TO SHOW OFF MAD MOVES LUSHTON: My name's Lushton P. Hurl and I'm taking your girl, behind the dumpster - giving nuts to a squirrel, but since I'm broke as fuck, Yo I gotta catch the bus, Nothing gonna stop me from catching that bus Now I'm strip joint bound and I gotta few bucks Cruising passed the homeless & the down of their luck, But I don't give a fuck – I just needed something to do, Now I'm anxiously waiting for the titties & booze, It's a winning combination when there's nothing to lose, I'm an alcoholic son it's not something you choose, I don't even contemplate about the don't's and the do's You wouldn't understand unless you been in my shoes. And that's the truth. Shit I'm a sloppy drunk pimp, I'll vomit on her mother and I'm slapping all her kids... DRUNKARD: RED LIGHTS FLASHING, DANCE BEATS BLASTING, WOMEN CONSUMING THE MOON, DANCE FLOOR MADIENS, DRUNKEN SADISTS MILKING HER EYES DRY PELVICS THRUSTING MINDS ARE MELTING GOOD TIMES ARE SURE TO ENSURE FISTPUMPS PUMPING GIRLS WANT MY STUFFING TIME TO SHOW OFF MAD MOVES OPENED UP BLOUSES – PASSIONS AROUSEIN' BODIES PRESSIN' CONCRETE SHOWS ON TV MAKE IT BETTER TO BE BETTER IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS STANDING ON STOOLS, BREAKING KNOWN RULES, LOOKING FOR ASSLESS CHAPS, BIG TITTY BROADS STRONG WILLING SODS, KEEPIN' OUR RHYTHM WITHIN, BIG TITTY BROADS (x17) “Wait... so what you're saying is we gotta make 'em move...” “I think I can make 'em move.” DANCE – DRINK – SMOKE DANCE – DRINK – SMOKE FUCK – DANCE – DRINK – SMOKE DANCE – DRINK – SMOKE – FUCK DANCE – DRINK – SMOKE DANCE – DRINK – SMOKE – FUCK DANCE – DRINK – SMOKE FUCK
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BLUR THE ROOM (Music: Thompson * Words: Barragan / Thompson) “Y'ALL GOT ANY PUKEBUCKET ON THAT JUKEBOX?” “NO & YOU KNOW THAT!” Here we are now once again Fuck that halo bathe in sin Same ol' Bob with the same ol friends Fill my cup with beer & gin My vagrant ways be praised I didn't piss my pants today Still got jizz in my crusted shorts with all my crazy cohorts with their shitty drawers... BLUR THE ROOM IT STARTS TO SPIN THE BITCH HAS CUT ME OFF AGAIN FUCK THAT HALO BATHE IN SIN I NEED MY CUP FILLED UP AGAIN I've had one drink too few It feels like my brains just goo Everyone's lookin' at me strange While I play with myself in a drunken rage... Turn that key we're off again To find another room to spin Grab her ass and kiss the twins The bitch has cut me off again Better lock that cabinet door And hit that liquor store Hear the Drunkard roar As I fuck the local whore! BLUR THE ROOM IT STARTS TO SPIN THE BITCH HAS CUT ME OFF AGAIN FUCK THAT HALO BATHE IN SIN I NEED MY CUP FILLED UP AGAIN Brush your teeth with my dick Fiddle with my taint a bit Slap my ass and call me Sallie I fucked you like I fucked your Mammy-Mammy-Mammy-Mammy!!! Turn that key we're off for more Looking for them dirty whores Find a spot with plenty of gin Fill my fucking cup again Too fucked up to give a damn Give your ass a helping hand Put a turd on your upper lip Fart and take a big Ol' shit Titties bouncing everywhere Golden, Black, & Brownish hair I can't help myself but stare Fatties in their underwear... BLUR THE ROOM IT STARTS TO SPIN THE BITCH HAS CUT ME OFF AGAIN FUCK THAT HALO BATHE IN SIN I NEED MY CUP FILLED UP AGAIN BLUR THE ROOM IT STARTS TO SPIN THE BITCH HAS CUT ME OFF AGAIN FUCK THAT HALO BATHE IN SIN I NEED MY CUP FILLED UP AGAIN BLUR THE ROOM IT STARTS TO SPIN THE BITCH HAS CUT ME OFF AGAIN BLUR THE ROOM!!! (x4)
4.
OMBG Theme 01:17
O.M.B.G. THEME (Music: Barragan * Words: Thompson) Wake up in the mornin' & I hear them sayin' all these words that needed sayin' If you didn't really understand a thing that they had said. Then you'll never ever really get it into my head, But the music's playing louder and I'm getting up & tired & I really didn't sleep with anything in my means... and the Punk Rock music makes me bleed for Victoria's O.M.B.G. OLD MAN & BITTER GIRL – T.S.S. ARM & ARM – CLOTHES UNFURLED – This Shit Sucks man OLD MAN & BITTER GIRL -Lechuza DRUNKARDS ARM & ARM TILL THE END OF TIME – Stout City {LUSHTON VERSE HERE} OLD MAN & BITTER GIRL - OMBG ARM & ARM – CLOTHES UNFURLED - Lechuza OLD MAN & BITTER GIRL – This Shit Sucks man DRUNKARDS ARM & ARM TILL THE END OF TIME – Stout City bro Listen to the world turning inside out It's the sound of music spewing out my mouth?!
5.
Punk as Fuck 02:25
PUNK AS FUCK (Music: Barragan * Words / samples: Thompson) [INTRO: Jamie Tilly “We’re going to find out what it is and bring you to the front of the realms. Here are your instructions…”] Wake up in the morning and I’m puking on the floor Your mom has titties flat as a wall The world is a bitch and know I want more Her friends are ugly So I fuck em some more… Why’s there all this puke on the floor? [I don’t fucking know] ----YELL---- Her boobs are small… Don’t want to grab them at all… I’m puking on the floor Spilled diarrhea on the walls We’re licking em We’re Kicking em We’re licking em We’re kicking em FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO HOLD ME DOWN FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO HOLD ME DOWN FUCK ALL YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO BRING ME DOWN PUNCHIN’ AND A KICKIN AND KICKIN’ AND A PUNCHIN’ PUNCHIN’ AND A KICKIN AND KICKIN’ AND A PUNCHIN’ ----WHOAAAAA!!!---- FUCK YOU, YOU & YOU & FUCK YOU, YOU & YOU & FUCK YOU, YOU & YOU & FUCK YOU, YOU & YOU & YOU &… -------[OOOOOWWYYYOOOWWW]----- We’re kickin’ it We’re lickin’ it We’re kickin’ it We’re lickin’ it Fuck all you people trying to bring me down Fuck all you fake ass people trying to bring me down Fuck all you fakes trying to bring me down Fuck you bring yourself up!!! Wake up in the morning and I’m puking on my floor… Go to sleep and I’m puking on the floor What the fuck you want some more? Fuck you I’m knocking at your door Bust a forty, we’ll back a fight I’ll punch you It’s all right. [cough *sniff] {“Ummmm you got twenty bucks for a bag?”}
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Camera Shy 01:25
CAMERA SHY (Music: Barragan * Words: Thompson) So it seems that dog is camera shy, Don't have reason and I don't know why Guess I'll take another piece of that pie Pumpkin pie gets you through the day wouldn't have it any other way put a little topping on it then ya have another little fit wake up in the morning get the coffee a brewing sing the day away swish the swill around drink your fill... Why's the dog so camera shy? Why's the dog so camera shy? Don't have reason and I don't know why? That dog's so goddamned camera shy in the morning, when the sun does shine & she sees it running but she don't know why... ...there's some doobie and some pie.
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KEEP ON A KEEPIN' ON (Words: The Drunkard * Music: Lushton P. Hurl) I break my back for a shiny dollar My milk jugs empty and I want holler No sense lying this place's a squalor I keep on truckin' but my stomach won't take... Keep on truckin' I... (x6) I heard the highway callin' my name I took off running in the pouring rain Not sure when I'd be back again .. A pack of Bugler in a shiny tin quickly became my closest friend... A trip out West, thought would clear my mind... But the hangman caught me as I was hopping lines... I don't mean to boast... I don't mean to brag... Somehow I got away... & I got a feeling in the shade I'll stay.
9.
THE HOOSEGOW LAMENT (Music: Barragan * Words: Thompson) Bottle of whiskey of callin' my name Bottle of champagne bubblin' on my brain, Whiskers on the outside, Growin' on the inside, I need some warmth... this booze is running dry and I'm... cold & hot... fever sweats... Escape into & out of my body... I am dying... DREAM AWAKE & DREAM OF A PLACE FOR YOU TO UPROOT & TAKE ONE TO HELP YOU FACE THIS FATE... WITH OPEN ARMS & CLOSED FISTS ...Sittin' in the jail cell... I'm wasting my time... I'm tryin' to find new ways to get high I'm free on the outside, looking in again.. Sayin' “what's up” to my friends.. A game of chance just might be the difference between eating or bleeding out on the streets... Keep me warm with words of lore, but don't be me with your empty truths... DREAM AWAKE & DREAM OF A PLACE FOR YOU TO UPROOT & TAKE ONE TO HELP YOU FACE THIS FATE... WITH OPEN ARMS & CLOSED FISTS
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Float like a Drunkard (Music / Samples / Words: Thompson) “Ladies & Gentlemen – PUKEBUCKET” ohhh yea...let's do this shit... pukebucket in the house” We got the Drunkard – We got Lushton P Hurl Yo Lushton where you at? {barf} Yo I'm the Drunkard I hold it down While my boy Bobby throw up on the ground We drink phat booze We like big boobs Gotta bubble butt? We're gonna throw it up Skateboard & mace Diamonds in here place Chug a 40oz to your face Chunk a deuce it's outta this place Let's smoke some weed Let's do some drugs Let's get fucked up ...hey where am I at again? I'M THE DRUNKARD I'M GETTING HIGH DO THESE THINGS TO GET ON BY I SAID FUCK MY BILLS AND I FUCKED YOUR WIFE AIN'T GIVE A FUCK I'M GONNA LIVE MY LIFE I GOT BALLS BITCH! {Oh we're done? Fuck... yo Bobby you done? Fuck... Let's finish this shit! ---puke sounds--- “fucked up” - Lushton “bro I told you we gonna drink too much' -Drunkard “ahh fuck just let it keep playin” -Lusthon “we can start it over” - Drunkard “aight Just let it keep playing” - Lusthon “next” - Drunkard “Why you gonna start over man?” - Lushton “I'm pausin' for you to come in and do your parts..” - Drunkard “uhh your tracks already...” - Lushton

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Here's some thing NEW(ish;) for all you PB lovin' booze hounds & alley cats! This record #3 collects the more loose end efforts of PukeBucket from over the years along with a couple new & unreleased gems! This record was recorded over a decade from 2009-2024!

For the diehards this record paves the way for even more PB to come while tying up loose ends with "Loose Shoes" in tribute to the ol' adage about the core things a man needs to live and still be happy as "Tight pussy, loose shoes, & a warm place to shit! That's it!!" Thanks for the support the last 20+ years, it means a lot to us.

Cheers & Happy Holidays!,

-The Drunkard

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released February 29, 2024

PUKEBUCKET IS:
LUSHTON P. HURL & THE DRUNKARD

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Tired of simple 3 chord punk that sounds the same? Or the watered down garbage MTV and iHEARTmedia are trying desperately to pass off as "punk", like to drink-party & have a good time? Then PukeBucket's for you!!!

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